food for thoughts

• Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me • Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something • True friends stab you in the front • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak • Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others • Saving is the best thing - especially when your parents have done it for you • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote • They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash • You can't buy love... but you pay heavily for it • Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books • Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving •