i'm buying a new one

the threads are coming out? forget it. i'll get new ones .......... THE SCREWS ARE LOOSE, DONT MATTER, I'LL GET NEW ONES .......... the binding's old, come on, we'll go get new ones .......... IT'S TURNING YELLOW, DARN, I'LL GET NEW ONES .......... this is no longer trendy, ok, i'll buy new ones .......... YOURS HAS BLUETOOTH & 64MB BUILT-IN MEMORY, I'M GETTING A BETTER ONE .......... the repairs will cost me what?! i'm getting new ones .......... TOO SLOW TO GET THE JOB DONE? I'M ADDING A NEW ONE .......... not hot enough to be seen in it? damn, i'm gonna get a new one .......... MAKING SQUEEKY NOISES? JUST GO GET NEW ONES .......... prices will depreciate next year, uhm, don't worry, i'll order a new one .......... CAN'T GIVE ME WHAT I NEED? HELL, I'LL SEARCH FOR A NEW ONE! .......... she said what behind my back?! F**K!! i'm looking for a new one .......... COMPLAIN TO HER MOTHER?! F**K!! LET HER KNOW I'M FINDING A NEW ONE .......... bring the kids where?! F**K!! i'll make new ones! .......... DIDNT COME HOME LAST NIGHT?! I'LL FIND ANOTHER ONE ..........

no wonder trading & match-making is where the money is... take all these with a pinch of salt & if it's sour or even bitter, try to find a little more value in things,... i found mine