Growing old

i just cant help but laugh at a good one.... this one truly deserves to be in my blog :



The Miracle of Toilet Paper

"Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years,"
my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger
over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt!,
didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk
again.

Stupid, stupid man